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... but it is such a worthwhile read...
Faith-Based Fraud
Jerry Falwell's foul rantings prove you can get away with anything if you have "Reverend" in front of your name.
By Christopher Hitchens
Posted Wednesday, May 16, 2007, at 12:46 PM ET
The discovery of the carcass of Jerry Falwell on the floor of an obscure office in Virginia has almost zero significance, except perhaps for two categories of the species labeled "credulous idiot." The first such category consists of those who expected Falwell (and themselves) to be bodily raptured out of the biosphere and assumed into the heavens, leaving pilotless planes and driverless trucks and taxis to crash with their innocent victims as collateral damage. This group is so stupid and uncultured that it may perhaps be forgiven. It is so far "left behind" that almost its only pleasure is to gloat at the idea of others being abandoned in the same condition.
The second such category is of slightly more importance, because it consists of the editors, producers, publicists, and a host of other media riffraff who allowed Falwell to prove, almost every week, that there is no vileness that cannot be freely uttered by a man whose name is prefaced with the word Reverend. Try this: Call a TV station and tell them that you know the Antichrist is already on earth and is an adult Jewish male. See how far you get. Then try the same thing and add that you are the Rev. Jim-Bob Vermin. "Why, Reverend, come right on the show!" What a fool Don Imus was. If he had paid the paltry few bucks to make himself a certified clergyman, he could be jeering and sneering to the present hour.
Falwell went much further than his mad 1999 assertion about the Jewish Antichrist. In the time immediately following the assault by religious fascism on American civil society in September 2001, he used his regular indulgence on the airwaves to commit treason. Entirely exculpating the suicide-murderers, he asserted that their acts were a divine punishment of the United States. Again, I ask you to imagine how such a person would be treated if he were not supposedly a man of faith.
One of his associates, Bailey Smith, once opined that "God does not hear the prayers of a Jew." This is one of the few anti-Semitic remarks ever made that has a basis in fact, since God does not exist and does not attend to any prayers, but Smith was not quite making that point. Along with his friend Pat Robertson, who believes in secret Jewish control of the world of finance, and Billy Graham, who boasted to Richard Nixon that the Jews had never guessed what he truly thought of them, Falwell kept alive the dirty innuendo about Jews that so many believing Christians seem to need. This would be bad enough in itself, and an additional reason to deplore the free ride he was given on television, if his trade-off had not been even worse.
Seeking to deflect the charge of anti-Jewish prejudice, Falwell adopted the cause of the most thuggish and demented Israeli settlers, proclaiming that their occupation of the West Bank and Gaza was a holy matter and hoping that they might help to bring on Armageddon and the return of the Messiah. A detail in this ghastly narrative, as adepts of the "Left Behind" series will know, is that the return of the risen Christ will require the mass slaughter or mass conversion of all Jews. This consideration did not prevent Menachem Begin from awarding Falwell the Jabotinsky Centennial Medal in 1980 and has not inhibited other Israeli extremists from embracing him and his co-thinkers ever since. All bigots and frauds are brothers under the skin. Trying to interrupt the fiesta of piety on national television on the night of Falwell's death, I found myself waiting while Ralph Reed went all moist about the role of the departed in empowering "people of faith." Here was the hypocritical casino-based Christian who sought and received the kosher stamp from Jack Abramoff. Perfect.
Like many fanatical preachers, Falwell was especially disgusting in exuding an almost sexless personality while railing from dawn to dusk about the sex lives of others. His obsession with homosexuality was on a par with his lip-smacking evocations of hellfire. From his wobbly base of opportunist fund raising and degree-mill money-spinning in Lynchburg, Va., he set out to puddle his sausage-sized fingers into the intimate arrangements of people who had done no harm. Men of this type, if they cannot persuade enough foolish people to part with their savings, usually end up raving on the street and waving placards about the coming day of judgment. But Falwell, improving on the other Chaucerian frauds from Oral Roberts to Jim Bakker to Ted Haggard, not only had a TV show of his own but was also regularly invited onto mainstream ones.
The evil that he did will live after him. This is not just because of the wickedness that he actually preached, but because of the hole that he made in the "wall of separation" that ought to divide religion from politics. In his dingy racist past, Falwell attacked those churchmen who mixed the two worlds of faith and politics and called for civil rights. Then he realized that two could play at this game and learned to play it himself. Then he won the Republican Party over to the idea of religious voters and faith-based fund raising. And now, by example at least, he has inspired emulation in many Democrats and liberals who would like to borrow the formula. His place on the cable shows will be amply filled by Al Sharpton: another person who can get away with anything under the rubric of Reverend. It's a shame that there is no hell for Falwell to go to, and it's extraordinary that not even such a scandalous career is enough to shake our dumb addiction to the "faith-based."
Great eulogy by Mr. Hitchens. Here are some quotable quotes by the man himself:
"AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals."
"The abortionists have got to bear some burden for [the attacks of Sept. 11] because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way -- all of them who have tried to secularize America -- I point the finger in their face and say, 'You helped this happen.'"
"If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being."
"Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions."
"I listen to feminists and all these radical gals -- most of them are failures. They've blown it. Some of them have been married, but they married some Casper Milquetoast who asked permission to go to the bathroom. These women just need a man in the house. That's all they need. Most of the feminists need a man to tell them what time of day it is and to lead them home. And they blew it and they're mad at all men. Feminists hate men. They're sexist. They hate men -- that's their problem."
"When you have a godly husband, a godly wife, children who respect their parents and who are loved by their parents, who provide for those children their physical and spiritual and material needs, lovingly, you have the ideal unit."
"The ACLU is to Christians what the American Nazi party is to Jews."
"I am saying pornography hurts anyone who reads it -- garbage in, garbage out."
"I am such a strong admirer and supporter of George W. Bush that if he suggested eliminating the income tax or doubling it, I would vote yes on first blush."
"I believe that global warming is a myth. And so, therefore, I have no conscience problems at all and I'm going to buy a Suburban next time."
"It is God's planet -- and he's taking care of it. And I don't believe that anything we do will raise or lower the temperature one point."
"I truly cannot imagine men with men, women with women, doing what they were not physically created to do, without abnormal stress and misbehavior."
"It appears that America's anti-Biblical feminist movement is at last dying, thank God, and is possibly being replaced by a Christ-centered men's movement which may become the foundation for a desperately needed national spiritual awakening."
"There's been a concerted effort to steal Christmas."
"I hope I live to see the day when, as in the early days of our country, we won't have any public schools. The churches will have taken them over again and Christians will be running them. What a happy day that will be!"
"The First Amendment is not without limits."
"Someone must not be afraid to say, 'moral perversion is wrong.' If we do not act now, homosexuals will 'own' America! If you and I do not speak up now, this homosexual steamroller will literally crush all decent men, women, and children who get in its way ... and our nation will pay a terrible price!"
"If he's going to be the counterfeit of Christ, [the Antichrist] has to be Jewish. The only thing we know is he must be male and Jewish."
"The argument that making contraceptives available to young people would prevent teen pregnancies is ridiculous. That's like offering a cookbook as a cure to people who are trying to lose weight."
"The whole global warming thing is created to destroy America's free enterprise system and our economic stability."
"You'll be riding along in an automobile. You'll be the driver perhaps. You're a Christian. There'll be several people in the automobile with you, maybe someone who is not a Christian. When the trumpet sounds you and the other born-again believers in that automobile will be instantly caught away -- you will disappear, leaving behind only your clothes and physical things that cannot inherit eternal life. That unsaved person or persons in the automobile will suddenly be startled to find the car suddenly somewhere crashes. ... Other cars on the highway driven by believers will suddenly be out of control and stark pandemonium will occur on ... every highway in the world where Christians are caught away from the drivers wheel." (from Falwell's pamphlet "Nuclear War and the Second Coming of Christ")
"God continues to lift the curtain and allow the enemies of America to give us probably what we deserve."
"You know when I see somebody burning the flag, I'm a Baptist preacher I'm not a Mennonite, I feel it's my obligation to whip him. In the name of the Lord, of course. I feel it's my obligation to whip him, and if I can't do it then I look up some of my athletes to help me. But, as long as at 72 I can handle most of the jobs I do it myself, and I don't think it's un-spiritual. When I, when I, when I hear somebody talking about our military and ridiculing and saying terrible things about our President, I'm thinking you know just a little bit of that and I believe the Lord would forgive me if I popped him."
"The Bible is the inerrant ... word of the living God. It is absolutely infallible, without error in all matters pertaining to faith and practice, as well as in areas such as geography, science, history, etcetera."
"The National Organization for Women (NOW) is the National Order of Witches."
"God doesn't listen to Jews."
"Tinky Winky is gay."
Hmmm... And people wonder why I no longer attend church and believe in a fundamental christian society - this is just one miniscule piece of the puzzle as to why I am leaning more to being an agnostic each and every day...
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In a sort-of-defense of moderate Christians everywhere, Falwell was an extreme fundamentalist who knew how to work the system to his own benefit. He was a nutbag, but a passionate nutbag. It's unfortunate that the nutbags of Christianity are the ones running it and dictating its direction. It could be wonderful instrument of balance and guidance if people didn't keep shitting on it and using it for their own selfish agendas.
true-ism Mr. R.D. However I get pissed when someone like Falwell comes along, for it always seems that people believe him and take his prejudiced ideas as truth... Maybe I am more pissed at the people who take Falwells "teachings" and go for it "hook line and sinker", so to speak without thinking...
... and maybe that is because for the longest time I didn't think - I was lazy and just believed what was told to me - and I am more mad at myself then anything else...
True, true. Why do you think that people don't ever want to challenge what they believe? Is it because they're scared - scared that what they define as being true, or false, or the borders of what they believe to be acceptable or unacceptable would crumble? Obviously we know that education, reading, discussing alternative points of view make this 'challenging' a non-stop, evolving, changing definition of your personal worldview. It's not even that one is more acceptable than another, as long as what the person believes is actually true.
I guess as long as you only read one book your entire life and are brainwashed to believe that it and only it contains the unadulterated truth, it stems that your worldview becomes static, immovable and unchallengeable over time.
I can't understand why a person would want to let someone else define and/or dictate their worldview for them. It is just such a foreign concept for us. I feel sorry for those religious people that have to bail out of a conversation with someone because it crosses the line of what they believe, even though what they are hearing from the other person is completely true and supportable by evidence. It's right there, in front of their faces, yet they still won't consider for a microsecond that maybe what they believe is challengeable.
That's the magic about religion. Those beliefs come directly from God, for chrissakes! How can anything anyone says to refute it, or at a minimum present an interpretation in an alternative way, change these people's minds? It never will for many. They don't want to be challenged. When it's all packaged up and summed up for you in one little black book, it makes the interpretation of the world very easy as a result. I think that's why people stick to it, despite overwhelming evidence that the beliefs they are adhering to are unquestionably false or inaccurate.
Weird, eh? *sigh*
Although I think that Tinky Winky danced on his grave I so disagree with so many of his statements, but have to admit that I agree with some of them. He was a (very) fault filled man. But then again ALL of us are. I think that much of his problem came when he forgot that and thought he was much more than a human being. But then isn't that the fault of many Christians?
I want to be addressed as Reverend Skybar from here on in, because then anything I do wrong I can hide behind my title.
But, Skybar, I already call you "St".
Reid, as usual, you take what is in my mind and vocalize it so very well...
... I am glad that I stopped drinking the koolaid and began to think on my own and read books from varying positions - I still do that, because who I am and what I believe in is evolving...
Thinking on your own and defining your own reality and belief system is forever challenging, sometimes depressing, sometimes inspiring, sometimes scary, sometimes gratifying, but it is still something you can uniquely call your own.
We're very privileged in Western society to have education, literature and freedom of thought as givens. I think we fail to remember sometimes that other people are not even close to being as fortunate. When you're uneducated, illiterate, impoverished and miserable, wouldn't religion seem like a beacon in the darkness?
I can completely understand why third-world societies, war-torn countries, and poor people cling onto religious belief so tightly -- in the hope that there is something better later in life or after you die since life is so shitty in the present. In a horrific situation, sometimes hope would be all you have.
We've never had to experience that on a societal level here. Individually, some people have to go through hellish experiences. At some point when they are at their darkest hour or when all hope seems lost, some discover the word of religion or get a 'sign' of religious intervention that creates -- you guessed it -- a born-again.
I still have issue with this. I still see it as being a crutch or a coincidence. Believing that something that has never shown proof of its existence -- ever -- could possibly be dictating the outcome of your life seems a little defeating to me.
I guess uneducated people and/or less intelligent people don't think of stuff like self-determinism much. When you're too busy trying to stay alive, self reflection doesn't play into the equation. That's why most agnostics/athiests are well educated and affluent. But wouldn't this be the natural outcome if everyone was educated, thoughtful and reflective? I think that proves the folly of religion.
Still I would like to think that the decisions I make directly affect the outcomes and result in the consequences, and that a god isn't trumping all that with his own agenda. That sounds pretty ridiculous to me.
We're meant to evolve our entire lives, to seek a more complete truth, to seek answers to the questions we have. To blindly believe something that is static, immutable and unchallengeable is madness, in my opinion. You are destined to become obsolete. That is what is happening with contemporary religion today as more people become educated, literate and affluent.
One of my biggest fears is that if we do stumble backwards as a civilization in the near future, the crutch to deal with the disbelief that this is actually happening will be religion and that we will fall into a new Dark Age, much like what happened after the fall of the Roman Empire. Science and technology will be blamed for what has happened, even though religion will have played as big a part, if not bigger in how things have played out.
I don't think we've evolved much past that collectively today from what we were like back then. We're still essentially paranoid, twitchy little ground monkeys. We're scared of change, we're fearful of the unknown, and we feel threatened by beliefs that challenge what we currently accept as truth.
I just hope that I make for good fuel as I'm tied up to the stake and burned for being a sodomite. I'll be a bonny fire, indeed!
From Mark Morford's article today about getting wasted:
"In other words, perhaps it's merely another ice-cold shot of the great human conundrum, severe alcohol intake as both a means to attempt to connect, and a means to try and separate. You think?
Of course, you could also easily argue that regular, near-comatose wastedness also reflects a rather obvious sense of sadness and self-loathing, a feeling where you are, deep down, so afraid that you don't really have much going on deep down that you cling to this cheap drug's ability to remove you from the responsibility of trying to figure out who you really are. You know, just like organized religion."
HA!
RD: A lot of what you have been writing is in this book I am reading, called the History of God. A phenomenal read, y'know.
I feel like shouting, "hear! hear!" with every comment you make.
Amazing thing is, I have been slowly re-connecting with some old friends from Bible College days - and typically Sean & I were friends with the more open minded easy going X'ians. For the most part, these old friends have accepted silently my & Sean's desire to not return to church and our now non-existent belief of a Christ figure to whom we must turn to for "salvation". I think we have come to a point where it is "agree to dis-agree". Maybe it is also that I understand that they want to believe, need to believe and they realize that I can not believe based upon their arguments.
However, some of the Xians from days of old have basically ignored me - most likely because I am "back slidden" and I might somehow hinder how they view the world, or else I will hinder how other people view them, for heavens! They can't be near a heretic! ;-)
To tell you the truth, with most of the people from bible college/church days, I am getting in touch with them to see how they will react to me and my much changed views... (but for one couple in particular, I got in touch with them, for they were, and I think always will be , good friends)
Phew!
These comments could've been a blog post in themselves...hmmm... a possibility??
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