I did a blog post in early 2007 about the public bathrooms in my office building. As you may recall, my post was about the elastic collection that was someone was compiling on one of the toilet tanks in the bathroom.
Slowly, this elastic collection vanished and there were no more mysteries afoot in our public bathroom.
Until today.
Today I noticed in the feminine hygienic disposal bin a jar of nutella.
This left me pondering: why does someone take a jar of nutella with them into the bathroom? Furthermore, why do they dispose of said jar in the disposal bin that is situated in the stall? Why not toss the jar out in the main bathroom bin, or, better yet, in the office kitchen?
My mind then pictured someone sitting on the toilet, with their pants around their ankles, and their fingers in the jar of nutella, eating the chocolate gooey substance straight from the jar!
Of course, then my mind went back into its comfortable groove in the gutter and pictured other, um, unusual nutella usage options . . . ah, yeah, I won't go into those thoughts . . . just let your mind snuggle up to mine in the gutter and you'll get the idea.
I so wish I could put up a webcam in this bathroom stall to see what else goes on in there!
In other news, an old friend of mine, whom I reconnected with on facebook, has asked me why I have left the church, or, as I so very bluntly put it, "turned in my membership card." As her question is not easily answered, I have mulled over my answer for well over a month. I think I am almost ready to put up that post.
Stay tuned for more about the nutella, or about my lack of christianity!
Toodles,
CG
5 comments:
I always take a Mr. Big with me to the bathroom (when in stock). Else I take a Lion Peanut with me!
I never take jars with me tough.
I don't it's legally ok if you put a webcam in the bathroom at work. That's not even legal in NL!
And we have the Red Light District and Coffee shops where they don't sell coffee...
Hi Nance,
Check ur Yahoo mail, need a favour from you!
People do fucking weird things in the bathroom. It's better that you simply not try to think about it too much.
I have never used Nutella as a feminine hygene product. I have used it on females however. It brings out their choclatey nuttiness. Of course some are naturally nutty already.
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