Hmmm...
I love how your mail provider will boast about how it will protect you from spam, and then you get something like this in your mailbox:
Subject: Become A New Man -Max-Xl pzzwes
You've Seen Them On TV...
Develop a Larger P3n1s
Check Here
http://www.geocities.com/Xv_m372
spume wavy jiffy watson adduce groggy adduce blink cesare fahey veldt
laity adroit ibm kennel act.halve impair uproar ? blair groom grille
grout adject.
vector.
First off, do I need a male appendage? I thought I was doing fine with my own "tools". Will a male appendage help me, somehow? Maybe I will then be able to change the oil in the car? Maybe then I will be able to open a pickle jar? I have no idea who Wave Jiffy Watson is, but maybe the email was supposed to be sent to him??
And what does "Vector" have to do with this? Do they mean "Vector Cereal?" Is that how they knew they should send this email to me, because Sean eats Vector cereal almost every day??
Oh well, I guess I will send this message off to the spam police.
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2 comments:
I do not like green eggs and spam
Sam Sam Sam I am
I would not eat them with a fox
I would not should not eat them on a box
I would not COULD not eat them with bagles and lox.
Sam Sam Sam I am
It may not help you change the oil in your car or open a pickle jar, but in some instances apparantly IT will get you higher pay!
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